"Mom, I can't wait for Christmas."
"It's a good time, all right."
"Yeah, and this year I'm finally going to catch Santa. I'm getting ready now with a plan."
"He doesn't come if you're not asleep. Remember? 'He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake.'"
"But maybe if I bake something that smells so good, he won't be able to stay away, and then I'll stay up all night."
"I don't think that follows the protocol."
"It's all undercover, Mom."