"Mom, I am absolutely not wearing a button shirt."
"You absolutely are wearing a button shirt. It's the Holiday Program and Miss Humphrey said you had to dress up."
"It didn't say the actual words, button shirt."
"Dressing up implies button shirt. It's going to look great with your sweater."
"It's super dumb."
"And you can wear sweat pants instead of regular pants."
"Sweat pants! You mean I can't even wear shorts?!"