Monday, December 8, 2014

Holiday Supplies


"Mom? Do we have smuzzletuff at our house?"

"I don't know what smuzzlettuff is."

"Are you kidding? You don't know what it is? Mom!"

"Bud, I really don't know what you're talking about."

"I'm talking about smuzzletuff!"

"I don't know that word. Really."

"You know? It's the Christmas thing that looks like leaves and you hold it up high and kiss people?"

"You mean, mistletoe?"

"Oh. Is that it? The kissy stuff?"

"Yeah."

"We totally need some of that."




13 comments:

  1. Smuzzletuff almost makes more sense than mistletoe.

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  2. I absolutely support making up new and superior names for things. Well done.

    XO
    A.

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  3. Perhaps the reason we kiss so damn much around here is that there's so much smuzzletuff in the trees above us.

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  4. My favorite new word: Smuzzletuff!!!

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  5. I want some smuzzletuff in my house!!

    :)

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  6. I love that. It sounds like it could be a Hanukah thing too. ;)

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    1. Yes, I thought he meant Mazel Tov at first. :)

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