1. Order the chicken tenders just like your friend Felix.
2. Open the little crayon box that the hostess gave you.
3. Draw a picture on the paper menu with the blue crayon (with Felix) of you and him and his little brother and your other friend Alessandro and his little sister saying "Hi" to each other.
4. Draw cool 3-D boxes and tubes.
5. Cover the entire page with so much red crayon all over it until the paper is real thick and you and him are going all crazy.
6. Use your fork and knife to scrape off the crayon wax until the picture is really faded out and cool looking.
7. Use your knife to make long cuts in the paper and then wrinkle them up.
8. Make eye and mouth holes an put the menu on your face.
9. You are now a Squid-Person known as The Squerson.
10. Freak out your parents and the waiter with your The Squerson face.