"So, Bob? Dad leaves China tomorrow night, but gets back tomorrow morning."
"Whoa. That's weird. Like coming back from the future."
"Yeah. He's going to be pretty tired."
"But when he gets back from someplace he feels better really fast... unlike you."
"What do you mean?"
"You came back from New York that time which is only a three hour time difference and you were cra-a-zy."
"Do you have to say it with the crazy fingers circling your head thing?"
"Your whole week was a nap."