Most frequently heard phrases when my Mom's puppy, Samson, comes over to play:
"Guys! Enough of whatever you're doing. It can't be good."
"Stop licking the wall."
"Everyone sit down. Get out of the water bowl."
"Who made that smell? Guys?"
"Sam, take your head out of Teddy's mouth."
"Off the piano bench, you two."
"What are you eating? What's in your mouth what's in your mouth what's in your mouth?"
"Everyone off me."
"What happened? Why are you both licking the couch?"
"Ted, do not sit on him."
"Go do something. Not that. Or that."
"Mouth off of the remote."
"I love you. And you too. Yes, I do. Who are my good boys? No really, who?""