Max does this thing where he looks super dead, floating motionless at the top of his little tank and yet, he's very much alive. Max the Wonderfish is near four-and-a-half-years-old. His life expectancy is two to four years, so he's beating the odds. A year ago, we thought he was gone but he just keeps on partying down in his Sponge Bob Pineapple House. Bravo, Maxy.
P.S. Don't tell Max about Abe Vigoda.