Tuesday, February 2, 2016


"Hey, Desmond. Remember in first grade when you said you had a magic leaf that could control the world?"

"I never said that, Bob."

"Yes you did. Do you remember that Felix?"

"I don't think I was there for that."

"I never said it."

"Yes you did."

"Did not."

"You did."

"Did not."

"Wait, you guys? I think there's only one way to solve this. Let's see who can make the best motorcycle noise."


  1. That's actually how I solve most any disagreement I face in life.

  2. I'm totally practicing my motorcycle noises right now.
    In case you were wondering.