Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Identity Crisis


"Mom? Can you take this Queen Amidala picture from me? I am tired of holding it."

"No. Not right now. I'm driving."

"You need to take it now or I'm going to have to do backseat driving."

"What do you mean? Because you know I don't like your backseat driving you're going to do it?"

"Yes I am."

"So, you're threatening me?"

"Yes. It's a threat."

"Bobby, we don't threaten people to get our way. That is not nice or kind."

"It's only for bad guys?"

"Exactly. And you're not a bad guy."

"I'm a good guy."

"Correct."

"Sorry, Mom. I forgot."

13 comments:

  1. ha!!! and- love your new header.

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  2. I get tired of Queen Amidala too. The whole Kabuki make-up and Lady Gaga lipstick thing weirds me out.

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  3. Man. I have that same problem.

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  4. Threatening backseat driving = genius (as do your mad parenting skills).

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  5. It was so lovely to meet you - I wish we had more time to chat! Hope your ankle is feeling much better this Tuesday???

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  6. I got to see The Full Bobby.

    Love,

    The Luckiest Woman On Earth

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  7. I'm so happy that I met all of you. This will save me a lot of threats in the future. (I don't know what that means, but I'm pretty sure that it's super profound.)

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  8. Bob makes my day. I love reading your posts.

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  9. I'm sweet on Bob. I want to be a good guy like him.

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  10. Hey, who are all these interlopers? I called dibs on The Bob a long time ago.

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  11. You will always be a good guy Bob.

    xoxo
    Auntie Karen

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  12. Sometimes we do forget that we're the good guys, don't we?

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  13. I love how you are with him. He is getting a solid sense of core.

    I love it. You were made for each other.

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