Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Not the End of the World

"My guys at the park said they were going to destroy the world, Mom."

"They were just pretending."

"No, they meant it and it was real not pretend."

"Your guys don't have that kind of power, Honey. They were pretending."

"No. It was real and if they destroy the world then that means they will destroy me and you."

"That's not going to happen, Babe."

"And snacks, Mom. They will destroy all of the snacks and lunches and everything."

"Now that, would be a tragedy."


  1. Let me know if they get within 50 feet of the Cheese Doodles. I'll swoop in like a crazy woman. Oh, and the Devil Dogs. I NEED to protect the Devil Dogs!

  2. Reminds me of an old Ray Bradbury radio play I was in once when children, with the help of Martians, did indeed destroy the earth.
    Maybe you should check this out.

  3. Yes that would especially if Oreos are involved.

  4. My favorite part is "my guys at the park." Good to know that Bob has "people."

  5. I'm floored that his peeps would turn on him like that? Don't they know who's got Bob's back? That would be all of us...

    No worries, Bob.

  6. Tell Bob I'll have my guys look into it.

  7. If things get to bad, he can always come to NE. Just have your people get in touch with my people and we'll work it out with Bob's people. 'Kay?