Monday, August 23, 2010

Proud Times


"Mom! Mom! Come here! Hurry! Fast! Please, Mom! Mom!"

"What? Where are you?"

"I'm in here! Mom hurry! Mom!"

"Where's here?"

"Bathroom, Mom! Please, hurry!"

"What is it, Honey? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine! Look! I had a spaceship poo!"

"What's a spaceship poo?"

"It's a poop that looks like a spaceship."

"Of course."

"Isn't it a beaut?"

"Yeah, Gramps. It certainly is."

18 comments:

  1. Oh crap! This made my morning all sunny and whimsical. Wish you'd taken a picture. No, I take that back. It's more fun to imagine.

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  2. Oh, the things that amuse boys.

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  3. It's amazing how many discussions about poop you have with your child, isn't it?

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  4. lol. When we were in Michigan visiting family, Jack was only about a week into potty training. He stood up, looked in the toilet and exclaimed "LOOK! I pooped a puzzle!". Glad to know I have years of poo rorschach tests ahead of me.

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  5. omg i always have a laugh and smile when I read your blog !

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  6. Lisa, what are you feeding this kid?
    Was it Millennium Falcon-like, or more Death Star-ish? ;)

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  7. Looks like you have a boy for sure!

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  8. Hilarious. Totally laughed out loud.

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  9. Don't know what makes me laugh louder, Bob's observations, or your response to them.

    Both. I'll say...

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  10. Bob is SUCH a GRAMPS! Also, a total boy. Girls are not at all enthralled with the subjects that enthrall boys -- those concerning poop, farts and butts. What is that about?????

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  11. Ha! My 3-year-old recently had a poo that looked like a sleeping puppy. I was an absolute villian for insisting it be flushed.

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  12. Awesome. Just tonight, mine noted that his resembled a shark. Clearly, they were meant to be friends.

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  13. Right ON.

    That Bob, he's my kind of kid.

    XO

    A.

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