Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Well... Yeah

photo from here

"What happened at school today?"

"Not too much, Mom. We had pretzels. All the parts of school were pretty much my favorite except for the bossing."

"Someone was bossing you?"

"Yeah. The girls. The girls were bossing me."

"Get used to that."

15 comments:

  1. Laughing out loud. Truth. xox

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  3. Ah- I see you have collected our Boycott American Women spammer! Lucky you.
    Bob Rosenberg will one day realize that yes, girls are bossy but sometimes pretzels are involved.

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  4. Ms. Moon couldn't have said it better! LOL! Bob, some girls are bossy, but most of us have a sweet side too. ;)

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  5. Boys is boys and Girls is girls.

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  6. girls just dont have anything better to do.... lol

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  7. OMG...this post?? with the boycott American women spam?

    LIFE IS WONDERFUL.

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  8. i'm glad he's learning early. oh man..... bob is the best.

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  9. Jeez. This is the first time the ubiquitous woman-boycotter actually seems thematically relevant.

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  10. That spammer just threw me for a loop. What the what?! I feel like my Smacksy enjoyment has been violated.

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  11. Your son sounds adorable! I can't wait till my son is born. Maybe I'll end up saying the same thing to him someday!

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  12. awww... Poor Bob. They probably loved him or something.

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  13. haha.. nice/weird spam.

    That spammer should add "bossing" to the list of American women's/little girl's liabilities..

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