Saturday, June 11, 2011

Smacksy Saturday Photo: My Dad by Bob


As dictated by Bob to Mrs. A, his beloved pre-school teacher:

"Jeff is my dad. Um, I believe he's sixty-five years-old. He's very tall and weighs fifty-nine-hundred pounds. He has long hair and black eyes. Um, he works building Legos. Um, when he comes home from work he drinks everything. Um, then he plays with me and goes to bed. That's why I love him. Oh yeah, he loses a lot when we play swords."

9 comments:

  1. Bob R. is a literary genius. Ummm, he really is.

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  2. One of my children's first grade teachers had a sign in her room that said, "If you don't believe everything your child says about me I won't believe everything your child says about you."

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  3. I just read it back to him and he at least thinks I might weigh less than 5900 pounds.

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  4. I've seen Jeff drink. He can put away water like a camel. A 5900 lb Lego building camel.

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  5. If she's going to point out his "umms," I'm going to point out "looses" instead of "loses."

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  6. did you show your husband this?

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