Saturday, June 11, 2011

Smacksy Saturday Photo: My Dad by Bob


As dictated by Bob to Mrs. A, his beloved pre-school teacher:

"Jeff is my dad. Um, I believe he's sixty-five years-old. He's very tall and weighs fifty-nine-hundred pounds. He has long hair and black eyes. Um, he works building Legos. Um, when he comes home from work he drinks everything. Um, then he plays with me and goes to bed. That's why I love him. Oh yeah, he loses a lot when we play swords."

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9 comments:

  1. AlexandraJune 11, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    Fantastic!

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  2. gradydoctorJune 11, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    Bob R. is a literary genius. Ummm, he really is.

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  3. Ms. MoonJune 11, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    One of my children's first grade teachers had a sign in her room that said, "If you don't believe everything your child says about me I won't believe everything your child says about you."

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  4. Ann ImigJune 11, 2011 at 6:47 AM

    They have the same hair!

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  5. DadJune 11, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    I just read it back to him and he at least thinks I might weigh less than 5900 pounds.

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  6. just sayin'June 11, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    awesome!!!!

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  7. KnadeleJune 11, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    I've seen Jeff drink. He can put away water like a camel. A 5900 lb Lego building camel.

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  8. K A B L O O E YJune 11, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    If she's going to point out his "umms," I'm going to point out "looses" instead of "loses."

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  9. SandraJune 12, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    did you show your husband this?

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