Thursday, July 21, 2011


"Bob? What are you doing?"

"Dad, if you stand right here with the door open just a little bit like this, you can spy on mom and her book club ladies in the living room."

"Like this?"

"Yeah. But Dad? The most important things for the spying are sneaking and using a whisper-y voice like this."

"Got it."

"And Dad? Stay right here for a second, I have to go to the spy-bathroom."


  1. Oh man. That made me laugh.
    Does he know the Bee Pee joke yet?
    "Where do bees to go the bathroom?"
    "The BP station!"
    Get it? Bee...pee?
    I think Bob Rosenberg would like that one.

  2. A whisper-quiet flush in the spy bathroom... it costs a little bit more, but its worth it.