Thursday, September 29, 2011

A Tiny Crazy


"So, Bob? You're sure don't know anything about this?"

"Nope. I really haven't been taking your toothbrush out of the drawer and squeezing toothpaste on it and leaving it on the sink. Over and over. Everyday. At all."

"Really?"

"Okay, I did it. Are you mad?"

"No, I just thought I was losing my mind."

"Don't worry. We could look for it."

8 comments:

  1. "Don't worry. We could look for it."
    Some script writer is going to steal that. I just know it. That is such a good one-liner.

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  2. Ahh Bob cracks me up! Thanks for sharing!

    Steph

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  3. Oh, when they are alone..

    Oh, the loveliness of what they do.

    I miss those days. A lot.

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  4. Love the label and his thinking.

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  5. Before I saw the label, I thought, 'Bob is gaslighting you.' Great minds, is all I gotta say!

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  6. ...I had to google gaslighting. hahaha.

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  7. That was hilarious and really sweet. He was helping you with your grooming AND your sanity.

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