The Big Walk. So far I've put in a good two hours of physical training and at least six hours of shopping time. I've got moisture-wicking outfits and cushiony shoes. I have epsom salts and pain relievers and blister bandages and two kinds of sunscreen. I got my roots done and I'm sporting a ballet pink pedicure. Thank goodness I'm a natural athlete. (Except for the hair color.) Yeah, not so much. Actually, I was sort of athletic in high school. Does muscle memory last thirty years? I'll let you know.