"I was fully prepared to walk this off, Dr. H. but I'm here because my mom made me."
"Well let's take a look. So you didn't prepare for this 39 mile walk at all?"
"Not even five miles a day?"
"I'm not going to do anything with these blisters, none of them are infected. I'm going to do a CPK blood test."
"CPK? California Pizza Kitch--"
"Creatine phosphokinase, testing you for rhabdomyolysis. It's a breakdown of the muscle that can happen with extreme exercise. So, no training at all, huh?"
"I'm not going to test you for mental fitness... this time."