"Mom, why is this show called 'Long Island Medium?'"
"Because it's about a lady who's a medium and she lives on Long Island."
"And she talks to dead people?"
"That's the concept, yes."
"What are those things on her fingers?"
"Those are fake fingernails. They're called acrylics."
"They look like claws. I bet they're really good for grabbing stuff. And fighting bears."