"How did Santa get in since our fireplace is blocked up?"
"Probably through a door."
"Okay Mom, but which one?"
"I'm not sure."
"Do you leave the doors unlocked?"
"Then how does he open it?"
"Santa is sort of magic, remember?"
"You should have asked Santa for some of that for when we got locked out last week and you tried to crawl in the bathroom window and then fell and did that thing to your ankle. Magic would have really helped out that situation, Mom."