Hello! Pay no attention to that half-eaten bathroom trash I am sitting on to make it invisible! And I'm pretty sure the garbage strewn through the hallway was already like that when I got there! Hold on - the mailman is here. I have to welcome him to the front steps by barking wildly until he gets back in that no-door truck of his.
I'm back. While you play piano, I will sit under the piano bench howling. Don't mind me. I love Mozart but your teacher is right, you should practice more. Wait a sec, I have an itch RIGHT THERE OMG MAKE IT STOP ITCHING. ANY HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. Thanks. So much better now. May I have a snack please? Who's a good boy?! Must we go through this again? Me. It's me. I'm a good boy. I'll just be staring at you three inches from your face waiting for you to get out of the big chair so I can sit in it.
Have a great morning. And if you're done with that apple with almond butter smeared on it, I can take that off your hands for you, no prob.
I want to hug you both.
ReplyDeleteWe'll both take it! xo
DeleteAw Teddy I wanna give you a big ear and tummy scratch.
ReplyDeleteHe would definitely enjoy that. xo
DeleteHilarious! I would just love to know WHY are ALL dogs obsessed with bathroom garbage? (mine included)
ReplyDeleteYum! xo
DeleteOkay, this killed me. *snort*
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