Wednesday, October 26, 2016

In the Crosswalk


Mike the Crossing Guard: Hey! I haven't seen you guys around! Where's the station wagon?

Me: Sold it.

Mike the Crossing Guard: Aw, that's sad.

Me: Yeah, it was time.

Mike the Crossing Guard: What are you driving now? What should I look for?

Me: Gray Prius.

Mike the Crossing Guard: Everyone drives a gray Prius.





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