Thursday, July 12, 2018

Another Time I Wasn't Funny


"Mom! We saw a poisonous sider in there!"

"How did you know it was poisonous?"

"It just looked like it probably was."

"Based on what, exactly?"

"It has green eyes."

"If that's the only criteria, I might know some poisonous spiders."

"Mom, please. I'm being completely serious right now."







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