Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Beav: A One Act

Someone who sells nice photos to istockphoto.com took this.

THE BEAV
(Jeff has just arrived home from work. He enters through the front door. Bob rushes to greet him.)

BOB
Daddy! Daddy! I have a beaver!

JEFF
Wow! What does that mean?

BOB
I have a beaver! I am bea-ver-ish.

ME
He has a fever. 100.6°

JEFF
Oh. Are you OK Buddy?

BOB
I have a hundred beaver Daddy.

JEFF
He seems a little off.

ME
It’s the children’s Tylenol talking and you know, he has a beaver.

BOB
No Mama, beavers are animals. I have beaver, not a beaver animal.

ME
Right.

BOB
I love animals.


END SCENE

3 comments:

  1. How cute is that!
    ♥~•*☼♥♫¨*•.Have a Lovely Day!.•*¨♫♥☼*•~♥

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  2. OMG you know kids just never cease to amaze me, and I think I am even more responsive to that now that I am a mum.....I just get it .....I understand........My little vegemite changes every day - fair dinkum - he wakes up and there is a new facet to his personality.........it just amazes me.........

    I think your little boy is hysterical - seriously.......

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