Tuesday, July 20, 2010
"No, Daddy! I don't need to wash my hair!"
"It's time Bob. We all have to wash our hair and it's been a few days for you so it's time."
"You're going to see Mia tomorrow. I bet Mia likes guys with clean hair."
"Oh, yeah. Right. Mia probably doesn't like poo-smelling hair because she's a nice girl."
"You can wash it, Daddy. I will smell like grapefruits and clementines. For Mia."
"She's a lucky gal."