Thursday, August 5, 2010
While eating cantaloupe remark that it is, "Such a lovely melon."
When at home, insist on wearing sweatpants instead of "regulars."
Pull the waistband of your at-home sweatpants up to your nipples.
When a passenger in a car, worry loudly from the backseat that, "we are lost and going too fast."
When you drop your light saber whisper under your breath, "For the love of Pete."
Shun unheated swimming pools, but enjoy some "relax time" in the hot tub.
Fall asleep during reruns of JAG.
Answer the phone by putting the call on speaker phone and shouting "Hello? Hello? Who is this?"
Grunt when getting in and out of the car.
When dining at Shaker's Coffee Shop, order "the usual."
Have your folks bless you with the name, Bob Rosenberg.