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"Dad? May I be excused?"
"Eat a couple more bites of your broccoli first."
"But I'm done."
"You need to eat your vegetables to get big and strong."
"But I don't want to be big and strong and grown up and have kids. I don't know how to that. How do you even do the have kids part?"
"You just figure it out as you go along, buddy."