Tuesday, August 9, 2011
"Mom? Why did you stop? Why are you talking to that policeman?"
"He pulled us over for having expired registration."
"Why is it expired?"
"Because our fifteen year-old car wouldn't pass a smog check so we had a new catalytic converter put in but then it still wouldn't pass a smog check because we have to drive the car ninety miles to re-set the computer and apparently we've only driven about forty miles so far and I couldn't tell because our odometer doesn't work and also I didn't have our updated insurance in the car and mommy was irresponsible and didn't start this process three months ago when she should have."
"Mom? You have something in your nose."
"Nice. Thanks for telling me, Bob."
"Mom? Where did you put it?"
"The thing you just took out of your nose?"
Labels: car talks