Thursday, August 11, 2011
Scented
"Mom? You smell bath-ful."
"What's that?"
"Like baths."
"So, that's a good thing?"
"It's way better than bath-less."
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Seriously way better.
ReplyDeleteI couldnt have said it better....Bob is a very eloquent fellow. :)
ReplyDeleteBob Rosenberg is very observant.
ReplyDeleteI think you smell great.
ReplyDeleteI definitely prefer bath-ful to bath-less. For myself and others.
ReplyDeletei dont like being bathless
ReplyDeleteTell Bob he sounds like Dorothy Parker. What five year olds are witty? Besides Bob, I mean. Wait: is he even five? Sorry, I should know this, since we have a date and all... Thank goodness he uses his powers for good instead of eeeee-vil.
ReplyDeleteHehheh.
ReplyDeleteHis mind, I can just imagine the ones we don't hear.
Indeed, it is... hee!!
ReplyDeletePlease! Do NOT ever send Bob to school! He is already very wise so don't confuse him with the facts. His vocabulary is already perfect!
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