Damp

"It's your turn to play, Bob. Here are the dice."

"Mom? You just spit on me when you said that."

"Sorry."

"No, I mean really, super spit on me."

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to."

"You spit on me the way babies spit when they think they're talking but they're really just spitting spit at things. You spit at me like that."