Why is the check engine light always on in your station wagon?
I am an adrenaline junkie who lives on the edge. Also I'm cheap and I don't want to know.
How do you remember all of those things that Bob says?
I only have to remember what he says long enough to write it down. After that, it’s gone from my small brain. I must leave room for Jeff’s cell number and inexplicably, the lyrics to Going Up the Country by Canned Heat.
What does “Smacksy” mean?
I addressed this timeless question here.
How many girlfriends does Bob have now?
Three. And they are all beautiful little Mensa members whom I adore.
How’s Vi doing?
She’s had a couple of what the vet has referred to as “brain events” this summer. They’ve left her a little wobbly on her feet and a little tired. However, she still enjoys yelling at us and sitting on laps so every day with her is a good day.
Are you still trying to be a (fruits and vegetables only) vegan because of your cholesterol?
Sort of. I am what we are calling a “Vegan-at-Home.” We eat out once a week or so and when we do I might enjoy some bread or cheese. Or a nice piece of fish. Or a short stack.
When is Mr. Rosenberg’s new album coming out?
Sept 25 and it is divine. You can find more information and links to two pre-release songs here.
Is Bob still into Star Wars?
Yes, oh my, yes. Add to this his affection for Annoying Orange and Angry Birds and it’s like we actually live inside an iPad.
Are you really not going to train, like, at all for the Avon Walk?
After receiving some gentle prodding from my pal Cheryl and the delightful Dr. Manning, I have decided that I will buy a couple of pairs of walking shoes and break them in by walking around some. On the big weekend, I will also have cab fare and the best of intentions.
School starts next week. What will you do with those three free hours that Bob is in kindergarten every day?
You’re looking at it.
I am an adrenaline junkie who lives on the edge. Also I'm cheap and I don't want to know.
How do you remember all of those things that Bob says?
I only have to remember what he says long enough to write it down. After that, it’s gone from my small brain. I must leave room for Jeff’s cell number and inexplicably, the lyrics to Going Up the Country by Canned Heat.
What does “Smacksy” mean?
I addressed this timeless question here.
How many girlfriends does Bob have now?
Three. And they are all beautiful little Mensa members whom I adore.
How’s Vi doing?
She’s had a couple of what the vet has referred to as “brain events” this summer. They’ve left her a little wobbly on her feet and a little tired. However, she still enjoys yelling at us and sitting on laps so every day with her is a good day.
Are you still trying to be a (fruits and vegetables only) vegan because of your cholesterol?
Sort of. I am what we are calling a “Vegan-at-Home.” We eat out once a week or so and when we do I might enjoy some bread or cheese. Or a nice piece of fish. Or a short stack.
When is Mr. Rosenberg’s new album coming out?
Sept 25 and it is divine. You can find more information and links to two pre-release songs here.
Is Bob still into Star Wars?
Yes, oh my, yes. Add to this his affection for Annoying Orange and Angry Birds and it’s like we actually live inside an iPad.
Are you really not going to train, like, at all for the Avon Walk?
After receiving some gentle prodding from my pal Cheryl and the delightful Dr. Manning, I have decided that I will buy a couple of pairs of walking shoes and break them in by walking around some. On the big weekend, I will also have cab fare and the best of intentions.
School starts next week. What will you do with those three free hours that Bob is in kindergarten every day?
You’re looking at it.
Seriously, I die. You make me laugh, laugh, laugh. Thank you for that! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThanks, Lindsey! You are swell to say so.
DeleteHail the short stacks: both the pancakes and The Bob.
ReplyDelete(Thanks for the shout. You KNOW I'm keeping you in my heart as you venture out to find those perfect cute walking shoes.)
I'm totally calling that boy "short stack" from now on.
DeleteExcellent! Informative, thought-provoking and entertaining.
ReplyDelete*runs off to think up more questions*
XOXO
A.
Me and Honey Boo Boo.
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Very sweet BUT, all 'fluff!' We, and by we, I mean me, want to ask the 'hard' questions...like, why are you the only person still saying 'station wagon?'...yeah, that!!!
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It is what it is and it is a sexy station wagon.
ReplyDeleteLaughing too hard to leave intelligent comment.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this. And you.
And Annoying Orange has taken over our lives...
-Ellie
Laughing too hard to leave intelligent comment.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this. And you.
And Annoying Orange has taken over our lives...
-Ellie
It (he?) must be stopped.
DeleteLaughing too hard to leave intelligent comment.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this. And you.
And Annoying Orange has taken over our lives...
-Ellie
My gas light is always on in my minivan, does that count?
ReplyDelete;-)
Yes it does, Sister. It certainly does.
DeleteFun!
ReplyDeleteThanks! We have so much to tell...
DeleteI got them all right!
ReplyDeleteWhat do I win?
A free subscription to Smacksy! Or something else!
DeleteI knew everything except the cab fare. Honestly thought that would be for an extra latte. There is a Starbucks on that walk, right? Oh no, now I'm scared!
ReplyDeleteThere BETTER be a Starbucks on that walk, Sister. The cab fare is only in the event of catastrophic injury, like if I rip my new Lulu Lemon workout gear or something.
DeleteOh, we're so on the same page! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Marianne. *fist bump*
DeleteI grew up keeping kosher the way you eat vegan. Must be why I like eating out so much. Send Vi well wishes!
ReplyDeleteThanks and high five to kosher-at-home.
ReplyDeleteI ate this up. Every last bite. You know I like your "long" posts.
ReplyDeleteHi, stopping by from SITS. nice to get to know you (in an online kind of way).
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