Friday, August 17, 2012

Getting Out the Door

 
“Bob, we’ve got to leave. We're running late. Please get your shoes on.”

“Mom, Venomari are the Serpentine guys from Ninjago…”

“Shoes, please.”

“…one of the Venomari is named Spitta and…”

“Both shoes.”

"…one of the leaders is the leader of the Constrictai guys…”

“Go to the front door please.”

“…and there’s a short version of this guy and a tall version…”

“Door!”

“…and a tall version of another guy and…”

“Please get in the car, Bob.”

“…there’s a new green Ninja that only comes in one set.”

“Are you buckled up?”

“Yeah. Mom. But that’s really all I know about the Venomari.”

22 comments:

  1. I would say right offhand that he knows plenty about the Venomari.

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  2. My kids was pulling some of that nonsense the other day that ended with 'are you listening mum???' No. I will listen the day that you come up with something interesting to say.

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    1. I'm afraid I'm always listening. Brains are now very crowded.

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  3. Sounds like a excerpt from my day. Somehow there is always a ridiculous explanation of some crap you care less about when you have to leave!!

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    1. I'm sure he thinks I should get my priorities straight.

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  4. WHY can't LIFE just wait for Bob???

    xo

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  5. oh my gosh, it's like another language. I didn't understand a single word. Ha!

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  6. I'm sorry to say I sort of do understand it.

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  7. I'm sorry to say I understand all of it...including the set Bob's talking about. How can they only put the Green Ninja in one set?
    ...I'm too involved.

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  8. Oh my goodness I can so relate. Right now as I type I am trying to read and think about this post and I am hearing about lego city fireman.

    Mum look at this fireman, he has a hat and a jetpack, we should build a city airport, hey mum!

    Yep totally understand.

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  9. So, you wasted all of that time getting him in the car and ready to go and now he's run out of relevant data for you. So...now what?

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  10. Thanks for visiting my blog earlier! Checking yours out and finding hilarity in this post! I can't understand or get any of this! He's quite the intellectual on Venomari isn't he??

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  11. I just like how he refers to this as "the Venomari" and not the Venomaris. He even has the plurality down. Ha.

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  12. DUDE. Our boys should SO get together. I knew EVERYTHING he was talking about.

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