Thursday, November 19, 2009
Pre-Motherhood Definition: What happens when one peacefully falls asleep in accordance with the body’s natural rhythms.
Post-Motherhood Definition: What happens three mornings a week at the pre-school to remind me that yes, I am in fact the only parent who just woke up within the last 15 minutes and that the giant sunglasses fool no one. And my kid and I are both wearing the shirts we slept in.
Pre-Motherhood Defintion: Catch all term to describe a number of NC-17 related activities.
Post-Motherhood Definition: The sound Thomas the Tank Engine makes
Pre-Motherhood Defintion: Prefix of my home phone number at the old Korea Town apartment.
Post-Motherhood Definition: Our tax free college savings plan that at our current rate of deposit and return, will at yield in the year 2024, easily pay for ½ a semester’s tuition at a local junior college.
Pre-Motherhood Defintion: Vintage Disney Mouseketeer of the old school pre-Spears, pre-Timberlake, pre-Aguilera era.
Post-Motherhood Definition: Wooden receptacle in the pre-school classroom housing a laminated photo of my son, an art project fashioned from silk leaves + 3 tablespoons of glitter + paper plate, and a Ziploc bag holding one clean pair of Size 4T Elmo themed underpants.
Pre-Motherhood Defintion: Charming apartments in London - Hugh Grant/Notting Hill
Post-Motherhood Definition: Shoes without heels that have rendered all pre-pregnancy pants three inches too long.
Pre-Motherhood Defintion: A suffix for the word “Disco.”
Post-Motherhood Definition: Sweet, sweet, two hours of daily freedom which ended when the kid moved into the big boy bed.
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