Tuesday, March 9, 2010

The Master Plan

"So Mama, Bossk is a bounty hunter so he's bad because he just wants money."


"Jabba the Hutt is bad and probably his baby too."


"And Darth Vader used to be good but then his family got hurt and he got angry and turned bad."

"I've heard that."

"But then later, I think all of those guys turn good for a little while."

"They do? I hadn't heard about that."

"Yeah. I think right before Christmas, they get good so that they can get stuff from Santa."

"That sounds like a good plan."

"If you're a bad guy."


"But I'm good."

"You are."


  1. This is fab. It is so fun to read this because it might have easily been a conversation at our house.

    George and Bob would truly get along famously.

  2. Priceless stuff; I love it: "Jabba the Hutt is bad and probably his baby too."

  3. So you can still get stuff from Santa if you just turn good for a little while around Christmas? Awesome. Thanks, Bob!!

  4. Dear Bob,
    I didn't figure that out until I was 8. Can you take a look at my taxes for me?

  5. Smart kid - go to the good side right before Christmas. It took me 20 years to figure that one out.

  6. I love Bob. He's so smart. And hilarious. Seriously....the kid is awesome!