Thursday, July 22, 2010

Our Travel Agent

"Mom? I'm ready."

"For what, baby?"

"I'm ready to go to China now."

"Are we going to China? I didn't know about that."

"I think we should."

"Sounds interesting. What do you want to do there?"

"We can see lots and lots and lots of fireworks and some kites and the wall and then meet all the people."

"That sounds great."

"Or we could go in a hotel and stay inside it for three or maybe four whole years."

"I liked your first idea better."

"I am going to pat you on the shoulder right now, Mom."

"Thank you, honey."


  1. If he wants to meet "all" the people, he's right about needing 3-4 years.

  2. I have never wanted to go to China but I might just go with Bob Rosenberg. I'm not sure I'd stay for three or four years but if it was a really nice hotel, I might.

  3. I swear, I'm gonna EAT that child...