Thursday, September 23, 2010
"Mama? I did it."
"What's that, Bob?"
"I figured out where heaven is."
"Yeah? I didn't know you were working on that."
"Heaven is near the airport."
"Which airport? LAX?"
"Yeah. Since God is everywhere all the time and also God is in heaven then heaven must be near the airport. Or South America. By the bottom."
"You mean like Tierra Del Fuego? Why the bottom of South America?"
"I don't know."
"South America sounds more heavenly than the Wally Park on Century Boulevard."