Friday, September 17, 2010

Ladies Man


Bob and I had lunch in a fancy pants restaurant with two of my girl friends yesterday. After dessert Bob whispered in my ear, "Mom can we go to the beach after this lunch?"

"It's going to be foggy and cold."

"That's okay."

"And we're wearing dress up clothes and don't have sweaters."

"That's okay, Mom."

"Okay. Let's do it. We can only stay for about half an hour though."

Bob then raised his hand to introduce a topic into the grown up conversation, "Pardon me, ladies?"

"What's up, Bob?" said Anna. I smiled, waiting to hear Bob tell them about our beach plan.

"Ladies? I am wearing new Star Wars underpants right now. They have storm troopers on them."

The man's got game.

27 comments:

  1. If I were wearing anything even half as fabulous as that, Imight share with my mom's friends too. Go Bob!

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  2. This kid is awesome. For the record. In case you didn't realize. :D

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  3. How well did Anna & Lee hold up after that?

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  4. Watch out: I slept with a guy once because he told me he had on stormtrooper undies, but it turned out they were just tighty-whities.

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  5. Pretty much too hot to handle.

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  6. This made my day. That boy is just awesome.

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  7. And did he offer to show them off at the table? Mine would have. Back then, when they were as young and wise as Bob Rosenberg.

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  8. Oh, he had me at, "Pardon me, ladies."

    *swoon*

    XO

    Anna

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  9. OK but your blog has had me on the floor laughing all morning! We'll have to get Bob and Little A together sometime.

    see around at Oneonta!

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  10. nice. very, very, nice. I got a big ole' grin on my face right now...

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  11. we weren't at dinner, but the other day we were visiting our former baby sitter when she decided Jonathan should go to the bathroom before he went outside to play. He said he didn't need to. Then,when she pushed the issue, he announced, rather loudly, "I AM CONSTIPATED!" There ya' go. It wasn't just that he didn't want to go, but he couldn't go.

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  12. Just when I thought I couldn't love that boy more. :)

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  13. And that's a cute little but in those Star Wars underpants. Watch out, Mama. x0 N2

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  14. Bwahhahahahahahaha...GOD I miss having small children...he is so awesome!

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  15. Definitely wish I had game like that. Love it!

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  16. bob, you're an oracle. that line never works for me.

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  17. I laughed out loud for real! Little one's say the most awesome things! Reminds me of my now teenage cousins when they were little, it was all star wars, all the time!

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