Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Expert Opinion


Jeff is sick. He’s sneezing, has a runny nose, a stuffy head, and a sore throat. At dinner this evening he coughed sneezed and tried to swallow simultaneously. The result was not good. He excused himself to the bathroom to recover. I was left at the table with our resident internal medicine specialist, Dr. Bob.

“Daddy’s whole mouth is broken. He’s going to need a cast on it.”

“A cast on his mouth?”

“Yes, Mama… that might be difficult.”

“Yeah.”

“We’ll have to use Scotch tape.”

“I think we should try it.”

7 comments:

  1. Woman, have you not introduced the concept of Duck brand duct tape to Bob yet? That'll fix 'er right up in a quick hurry.

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  2. There were those that laughed at penicillin. Rock on Dr. Bob.

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  3. Ilene WaterstoneApril 6, 2010 at 7:51 AM

    Does he take Blue Cross PPO?

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  4. Dr. Bob: Take two Scotch Tape and call me in the morning.

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  5. Such an imagination. Dr. Bob...I have a rash on my left buttock. What should I do? Cast...OK. Will try it!

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  6. Dr. Bob does he take my insurance and what about co pay can it be paid in candy or fruit snacks! Hope your hubby is feeling better soon.

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