Friday, January 28, 2011

It's Not Me

photo from here

"Can I have some marshmallows, Mom?"

"No, Babe. Remember I said no more sweets for now?"

"It's not me asking, Mom. It's my body."

"Is that right?"

"My body says it needs marshmallows. Also my body says please."

10 comments:

  1. His body said please! Give that man a marshmallow!

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  2. My boy tells me all the time that his body is telling him what to do - "Mom, I told my arm not to hit Elizabeth, but it did it anyway. It didn't listen to me!"

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  3. At least his body used it's manners.
    http://ashafullife.blogspot.com

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  4. Wow. That's the junior version of "I didn't want to go to Vegas; HE (pointing to crotch-al area) wanted to go to Vegas." Except his body still knows its manners. I'd attribute that to pre-puberty status and quality parenting.

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  5. i love bob. and his body. and their manners.

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  6. Well played, Bob. Well played.

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  7. Well, as long as his body said please, how can you say no?

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  8. i'll remember the "bob body clause" next time newscorp slaps me with a hostile work environment claim...

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