Monday, October 18, 2010

Train of Thought


"Mom? Who's under that costume of Santa? Does Santa sleep in that or does he have Santa underpants and pajamas? Does he sleep or is he just awake all the time with the lists? Why is it so long until December? When did Yoda die? Did you see Daisy smiling? Dogs do smiling."

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  1. Dee at Pedestrian PalateOctober 18, 2010 at 3:18 AM

    Kris Kringle. No, red long johns. 1 hour per night. To make you giddy with anticipation. Never he is always in your heart. Yes. Agreed.

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  2. CherylOctober 18, 2010 at 3:27 AM

    Now I want some Santa underwear.

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  3. gradydoctorOctober 18, 2010 at 4:21 AM

    Let me know when you get the answers to those questions. I have an almost 4 year old here who has raised similar questions. Unfortunately, the five year old has now moved on to: "It makes no sense for Santa to be able to go ALL OVER the EVERY WHERE all in one night with ALL THE TOYS in that sleigh. I don't know about that, Mom." I tell him that the toys are like those little things that expand when you drop them in water that turn into dinosaurs. That's how Santa can carry all the toys. He also asked, "How does he get down the chimney with that belly?" I told him that Santa goes on a diet every year and is very, very lean and skinny on Christmas eve. Then on Christmas day he eats so much macaroni and cheese and cake and turkey and dressing that his tummy gets round again. (Whew!)

    That seems to have held him over for a few weeks. Will keep you posted.

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  4. Jon HansonOctober 18, 2010 at 5:03 AM

    Ohh! I have been waiting for a post like this. Pleaae follow it up with some answers because I have been waiting a heck of a long time to find out when Yoda died.

    Although I suspect his death has something to do with Santa's skivvies.

    SD
    http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com

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  5. KarenOctober 18, 2010 at 5:16 AM

    I never thought about that before. I'm going with the Santa underpants and pajamas because it makes me smile. Like Daisy would.

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  6. Ms. MoonOctober 18, 2010 at 5:52 AM

    Mmmmm.
    Mostly I love "Dogs do smiling."
    And Bob Rosenberg. I love him.

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  7. dusty earth motherOctober 18, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    I'm going with the Santa underpants.

    Just found you. You're wonderful.

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  8. Danger BoyOctober 18, 2010 at 7:16 AM

    Readers do smiling, too. :)

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  9. Ilene WaterstoneOctober 18, 2010 at 8:22 AM

    My mind works just like Bob's. But, I blame the drugs.

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  10. AmberLaShellOctober 18, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    It's always hard when kids start asking questions you don't know how to answer right away. Great post!

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  11. SandraOctober 18, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    i never did believe in santa- stopped when i was 5. he's pretty smart too. how old is he?

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  12. Yvonne, Handcrafter and owner of Flirty Gull LLCOctober 18, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    I love your post! I just started my own handcrafted bath company. My nephew asked me if I was going to leave Santa some soap instead of cookies this year. He said "It's a good thing I make soap because Santa needs to get clean from going down all those chimneys and I should make a lot so he can clean his big belly" :0

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  13. adelynneOctober 18, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    Santa underpants, bwahahaha :D I want to talk to Bob myself!

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  14. AlexandraOctober 20, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    Bob, come talk to Baby E. He has big questions I can't answer. xo

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  15. JamieOctober 22, 2010 at 7:11 AM

    Santa has red pajamas with Raindeers and Candy canes:)

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