Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Rules for My Room

These Are the Rules for My Room by Bob Rosenberg

1. No fighting.
2. No hurting feelings.
3. No milk on the rug.
4. Brush your teeth before bed.
5. Eat a lot of food so that you can be big and strong.
6. Have an exercise.
7. Do Star Wars Legos.
8. Don't forget your pajamas.
9. Candy Land is the best thing to play while you wait for your dad to come home from work.
10. Don't watch too many shows or you will get a brain-ache.
11. No bothering.


  1. Hi, I've been a follower of your blog for a while now. I found you randomly and I have to say that I love reading about your family, especially Bob. I don't have any kids of my own, but I get a kick out of Bob and the things he says. Thanks for posting!

  2. Great rules! I would never leave my room, if I had such great rules.

  3. good rules to live by. that bob is one smart kid.

  4. 10. Don't watch too many shows or you will get a brain-ache.

    I like this one. I think we all can agree with that! Plus brain-ache is brilliant.

  5. These rules will serve him well forever! Good work, Bob!

  6. Those are damn good rules. With the exception perhaps of 7. and 9., I might adopt them myself.

  7. Great set of rules to live by! Go Bob!

  8. I know that toy beside Bob is a Star Wars thingy, but after five minutes of clicking through Google images, I still can't find the correct nomenclature to ask about it by name. I hope Bob isn't offended by my ignorance. But until told otherwise, I'm going to imagine your family has a giant mechanical robodog.

  9. brain-ach. i am going to use that word from now on. Thanks Bob for that english lesson

  10. You are in my room so if i say "I WANT TO PLAY " You need to stop play and MY ROOM MY RULES