Bob told me that his rubber lizard is named Lisa. I was flattered. He then informed me that, "The good thing about this Lisa is that he is a boy and he doesn't talk." Alrighty then.
Yikes! And I'm sure he looked adorable as he said it, no? That's usually how mine delivers those little zingers!
And you have a three year old that doesn't care to dress himself either?!? I thought mine was the only one! I mean, he won't even try to take anything OFF either, which I guess I should just shut up and thank the good Lord for, eh?
I spent 16 years in the television business. I worked, by turns, as a writer, director, producer, casting associate, and the gal who gets everybody’s Starbucks order. Later, I spent time as a counselor at an outpatient program for adorable teens with un-adorable psych and addiction issues. Working in the orbit of actors, rock stars, comedians, and teenagers prepared me for my current gig as the stay-at-home mother of a kindergartner named Bob. Now, it’s like the circus has come to town everyday. I am living the dream.
Wow, the whole Men are From Mars/Women are From Vsnus thing starts very young.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, where DO kids come up with these things?
ReplyDeleteHa! Oh my... I'm speechless.
ReplyDeleteDoes this "Lisa" feed him Happy Meals?
ReplyDeleteOkay, then.
Nancy T.
I read this out loud to Luke who responded with,
ReplyDelete"Bob is Smaxine's husband right?"
(This is how he jokes.)
Yikes! And I'm sure he looked adorable as he said it, no? That's usually how mine delivers those little zingers!
ReplyDeleteAnd you have a three year old that doesn't care to dress himself either?!? I thought mine was the only one! I mean, he won't even try to take anything OFF either, which I guess I should just shut up and thank the good Lord for, eh?
So nice to "meet" you! :)
where did you buy that fake lizard?
ReplyDeletei have one that looks just like lisa...
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