Friday, June 26, 2009

Anatomy: 105

This photo was taken by someone who owns a fancy camera.

Sometime back in the olden days, long before Bob was sporting big boy undies (sometime pre-27 days ago), my mom was changing his diaper and Bob sprung a leak, as boys are prone to do. As the pee geyser shot through the air, Bob’s grandma called out in her sweet Texas panhandle accent, “We need to cover his little pecker!” (Cue hacky 1970s needle scratch sound effect.)
“Wait. What?" I said, ignoring the urine dripping from the dresser.
“His pecker.”
“I don’t know! What am I supposed to call it? A weenie? I had a girl!”
“They told me it’s a penis.”
She somehow makes "penis" a three-syllable word.
I love her so much.


  1. You didn't hear it from me, but I think Billy Bob Thornton is considering naming his new band Pecker & The Nutmen.

  2. and i love you so much!you make me smile everyday and say hello to your mom for me :)

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