Friday, June 11, 2010
7:27am Watch out the front window as Jeff drives away to work.
7:28am Get back in the big bed and spoon with the cat the kid and the lady.
8:05am Eat a peanut butter dog biscuit in the shape of a car.
8:07am Back in bed.
9:50am The end-of-cycle buzzer on the clothes dryer goes off unexpectedly. Shake uncontrollably and run to the back of the bedroom closet.
10:20am Stop shaking. Remain burrowed in back of closet.
10:45am Joined in back of closet by child.
10:51am Remain in closet, child leaves.
11:20am Remain in closet.
12:15pm Still in closet.
1:10pm Hear mailman on porch. Bolt from closet. Bark ferociously through the front window.
1:11pm Ordered to stop "causing a ruckus." Return to closet.
1:12pm Continue barking ferociously from inside the closet.
1:14pm Abandon barking. Commence howling. Remain in closet.
Take that, mailman.
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