"Mama, can you lift up the top so I can see in there again?"
"Sure."
"What does that stopper do?"
"It keeps the water from going out, I think."
"And what about that thing over there?"
"I don't know what it's called but the water comes out of there and then when the tank fills up it stops."
"One more thing."
"Sure."
"How does God make the wind?"
"I adore you."
"Well, you see son, there is a huge thing which looks like a toilet but instead of water in it, there is only air, and when God wants the wind to blow he pulls this handle..."
ReplyDeleteWhat does this have to do with soccer? WHERE ARE MY SOCCER CAMP POSTS?!?
ReplyDeleteI hope you get him a toolbelt. And a halo.
ReplyDeleteOh, snap. I fall in love with this kid every day.
ReplyDeletelove children!! so sweet!! Sarah x
ReplyDeleteBob knows what's important in life.
ReplyDeleteSmooches Bob!
It happens when God has beans for dinner.
ReplyDeletePlumbing the mysteries of life. Bob, I love your brain all to hell.
ReplyDeleteGod makes wind just like the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteOr is that breaks wind?
Yes, I concede I thought of fart jokes too. How can I make my brain work more like Bob's?
ReplyDeleteThere... it's like soccer camp never happened! See how resilient the youngsters are?
ReplyDeleteLittle man is deep.
ReplyDeleteIn another year or so that boy will be dismantling and tearing apart everything in the house. I hope he remembers how to put things back together for your sake.
ReplyDeleteoh that existential thinker, bob. seriously, i wouldn't be surprised if i hear in 20 years he's written a metaphysics book comparing the workings of a toilet to the workings of the universe.
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