Wednesday, June 9, 2010

I Still Have Much to Learn, Apparently

"There's only one bathroom in Star Wars, Mom."

"Is that right? And when did you start calling me 'Mom'?"

"It's in the restaurant on Mos Eisley on the planet Tatooine. You are my mom, Mama."

"So the Star Wars guys only need one potty in the whole galaxy?"

"Yes. Most of the Star Wars characters don't have private parts."


"Except for the humans and the lady humans."

"Men and women are both just called humans."

"So they only need one potty because they're mostly droids and aliens not humans with privates."

"What about your other shows? What about The Wiggles?"

"I don't know about their privates."

"Me neither."


  1. This brought tears to my eyes. Mom not Mama. A big step. *sigh*

  2. Some things are better left unknown.

  3. I would imagine that Wiggles would have amazing private parts.

  4. I actually kind of like lady humans. So much classier.

  5. And here I thought there would be no potty line in that Galaxy.

  6. Good to know! I will pack my Depends, unless I am in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

  7. I've been to that Cantina.

    They're always out of toilet paper. And the lock on the stalls don't work right.

  8. Maybe he meant that some of the women weren't ladies and some were. I woudn't put it beyond the scope of Bob to be able to make such distinctions.
    Also, why do you think they call them Wiggles?

  9. Priceless.

    NO ONE wants to know about the Wiggle's privates.

  10. Yeah, what ABOUT those Wiggles?

    And could you ask him about the Teletubbies? Are they even still around?

  11. coming from life in the pitts (she suggested you)
    i cant believe that you had this conversation with your kid before one of mine! all day long it is star wars in this house...