The Penis Monologues
Bob is still spending a great deal of energy examining the male/female thing.
Just like the rest of us.
We are in the car on the way to the library.
“Daddy has a penis?” Bob asks.
“Yes.”
“I have a penis?”
“Yes you do.”
“Does Pops have a penis?”
“Yes.”
“You don’t have a penis.”
“No, I do not.”
“Does Elmo have a penis?”
“Um, no.”
“But Elmo is a boy. He has a penis.”
“Elmo is a muppet, he is pretend, not a boy.”
“Elmo is a boy! He has a boy penis! Elmo is not pretend! I saw him!”
“I’m sorry, you’re right. Elmo has a penis.”
“Bob the Builder? Does Bob the Builder have a penis?”
“Uh… yes?”
“What about Coldplay? What’s that guy’s name?”
“Chris Martin?”
“Does Chris Martin have a penis?”
“Yes.”
“Where does he keep it?”
“Trick question.”
“Where is Chris Martin’s penis?’
“London?”
“What?”
“The Hamptons?”
LOL! Very cute.
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This phase will pass in only 12 more years.
ReplyDeleteAnd Taylor is being conservative on that number....
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