Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Bob Reclining: A One Act


The potty training is oh so rewarding. Progress is being made. Our boy is a tiny potty using machine. One of Bob’s favorite benefits of this new big boy underpants arrangement is his unprecedented easy access to his nether regions.


BOB RECLINING
(5:20 PM. BOB is relaxing on the couch. One of his hands rests casually inside of his pants. I enter from the kitchen)


ME
What’s going on there buddy?


BOB
I have my hand on my balls.


ME
Oh?


BOB
(whispers)
They are very fragile.


END SCENE

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