Monday, June 14, 2010
"Lisa? Lisa? Lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!"
"Bob, why are you calling me Lisa?"
"Because your name is Lisa."
"It is but I prefer you call me mama, or mom."
"But you call me my name. My name's Bob and you call me it."
"I do. But I would like you to call me mama."
"It's respectful and it's traditional. I'm old-school like that."
"Old school is kindergarten for five year-olds and I am still four."
"Please just call me mama, Bob."
"Thank you. Will you please ask Daddy if he's done with this coffee?"
"Jeff! Mama wants to know if you're done with your coffee."
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