Tuesday, June 15, 2010
"Do you want peanut butter on your toast, Poops?"
"Yes please, Mama. How is the oil spill in Mexeeeco?"
"It's really bad."
"Is it hurting the animals or the people?
"It's hurting everything and everyone."
"In the gulf of Mexeeeco?"
"Yeah. It's awful. Do you want jam too?"
"Strawberry, please. I think I am going to have to fix the oil spill myself."
"How will you do it?"
"I will need a giant hammer and a big, big, big, big, big rock explosion."
"That sounds like as good a plan as any I've heard."
"Then I will bring back all of the oily animals to our house and clean them one at a time in the bathtub."
"That's sweet, Honey,"
"I'm going to need a washcloth for the big animals."
"How long do you think that will take you to wash all of those animals?"
"I don't know but when I'm done, I'll have a party and hang blue streamers all around the galaxy."
"I love you."
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